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Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.
Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.
by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013
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Point of inflection

When, proverbially speaking, shit hits the fan, especially when one is talking about the us house ofrepresentatives.
If you don't know what a point of inflection is, look at the 2018 us midterms, when the squad was born.
by Sexydimma May 24, 2021
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Incestion

INCESTion is the act of fucking your wife while she's pregnant and sticking your penus soooo far in that it goes In your babies mouth. Therefore, you are somewhat being an incest.
That incestion last night was sooo good. My baby is gona come out sucking dick like a pro.
by ILoveCheesecake November 4, 2011
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l'injection chaud de boeuf

The act of giving one an injection with your hot beef en francais.

see: hot beef injection

background: HOT BEEF INJECTION!!!
Maxim Aug '04
Tu aime l'injection chaud de boeuf avec ton pere tout le jour.

Hiroki69: do you know HBI STEAKS?
Karinna: HBI?? no, what is that
Hiroki69: HOT BEEF INJECTION
by Affan Ahmed August 2, 2004
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premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!
Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
by fanatic963 April 17, 2006
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infuction

An infection caused by a bodily fluid
Twat, I cunt hear you from queer over here. I have an ear infuction.
by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006
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Inception

1. To confuse the mind in the fashion of fucking. In other words, to mind fuck someone.
Dude, that kid just gave me an inception.
by xPhogx July 9, 2011
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