The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

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Control-Fuck

A term created by Cindy B. Gilbert addressing the keyboard command control-F that allows you to search a webpage for a certain term or phrase.

Amy: Are you actually reading all this stuff?
Cindy: No, I'm just control-fucking the page to get the gist of it.

by Ginger Kesha July 6, 2016

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Controller Freak

Someone who is really into video game controllers. These people love to customize, mod, repair and collect video game controllers.

Dave: Yo you got a lot of custom gamecube controllers

John: Yea I'm a a bit of a controller freak

by Capt_ZzLAX October 19, 2018

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Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

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The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020

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