ill pwn you

A way to say that you are soon to shred a nublet in to small morsels. Generally, you are a haxor, and after the nublet has been shredded, you will walk over him and make an odd jesture of sex, sometimes humping; through the CTRL key.

Haxor: I'm gonnna shred you too small morsels my small nublet friend. (ill pwn you)
Nublet: Oh Noes! (Dies)
Haxor: Walks over and spams the CTRL key, as if to hump the dead body.

by John P. Hayes May 23, 2007

house of ill repute

Goth clothing and jewelry store in Toronto on Queen Street.

I bought a nice cuff from the House of Ill Repute a few years ago, but otherwise, the stuff they sell there is incredibly overpriced.

by m February 16, 2005

ill bring the camera

when girls joke or say that there gonna do some lesbian action and tell you about it, you say "ill bring the camera"

"me and lianna are gonna be sex partners at the warped tour" chelsea,"ill bring the camera"myers

"lets all go have a threesome in the back"-lianna,"ill bring the camera"myers

by matt myers April 6, 2003

ill paint your face

Basically saying im gonna nut in your face...

Hey girl ill paint your face

by Quiet_Miles July 6, 2017

ill holla at you later

i will talk to you later.

girl:hello
boy:hey
boy:cant talk now

boy:ill holla at you later
girl:oh, ok.

by strangerdanger7676 March 19, 2014

mate ill rek u

To shank/stab someone and then say get rekt

Example. Mike walks up to John and stabs John, then says m8 you just got rekt and the Mike walks away, or he says mate ill rek u and then shank him

by wot mate keed la October 20, 2014

Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness)

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.

Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE

by Mandy28 May 24, 2011