Hooker flu

Any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a slutty girl or guy.
I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.
by The Ryan Richards December 05, 2008
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LOCAL HOOKER

Although many explorers and fishermen had sailed our waters in the
1500s, Bartholemew Gosnold is credited with the “European discovery”
of New England decades later. He named this great coast “Cape Cod” and
made note in his logbooks about the plentiful “codfyshes” which “pestered”
his ship.
Fishing has always figured prominently in our history and fortunes. The fate of
Cape Cod has always been linked to the sea. For centuries the local men in
search of a livelihood have turned to the waters around Cape Cod.
These fishermen are also known as “hookers”…
Local Hooker is: Anyone who fishes using a line and a hook.
by LOCAL HOOKER June 12, 2007
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Eskimo Hooker

One who wears big furry boots or any other clothing with an excess of faux fur.
Bo: Did you see Hannah today?
Me: Yeah, she's rockin the eskimo hooker boots.
by cdins October 31, 2007
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metroid hookers

metroids forced into prostitution from lack of food or money.
by FoD July 16, 2004
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Hooker Drip

Refers to the most nasty substance in exsistance. Or can be used to describe someone that is being more than a douche bag.
Damn I wish Chris would stop being a hooker drip so I can enjoy these chucky cheese games.
by Htftw January 13, 2009
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noel hooker

A really really awesome chick your only lookin up because your jealous of her legitnesss<3
Heyy, you kno that rlly kool hot chick, noel hooker??
Yea, shes shmecksiieee:)
by noel huker March 14, 2011
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hooker punch

When an infamercial star decides to have a a night of fun and the hooker or insignificant other bites his penis and he punches the hooker in the face in response
It is fact that the ShamWoW guy has an insatiable appetite to hooker punch.
by SuperStellarStarfish October 24, 2009
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