hetero

the worst sexuality

hey did you hear em is hetero?
omg really? eww

by kaisla October 31, 2020

Hetero Imposing

When a certain piece of media pushes or imposes the idea that a closeted person or character is in fact straight. They try to make the character act as “straight” as possible (making them play sports, have a girlfriend, hang out with the popular male characters, etc.) and they push this idea onto you. They then try to shock the audience by making the character come out, as if we couldn’t already tell.

Friend 1: Have you seen the new episode of that show
Friend 2: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised when that character came out
Friend 1: Yeah, the were hetero imposing

by JacksonLeo November 13, 2020

Hetermosexual

A person that will swtich between their sexuality each day. One day, they will like boys and dislike girls. And then the next day..they will like girls and dislike boys

Curtis:..Ew look at Emmie over there. God I hate girls..

Next day..

Curtis: Daaamnn Emmie is smokin hot!

Curtis:Oo! Darden is stunning as well.

Next Day....

Curtis: I hate emmie...Darden is hot..Am I okay? God im such a hetermosexual

by Deku.Babi September 30, 2020

heter

when you need to go to the bathroom then you say heter

hey teacher I need to go heter

by Penguina82938928 January 17, 2021

heepo

this guy is so cool and awesome

^^^^^

heepo is so cool and awesome

by NOT HEEPO I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO April 20, 2021

heterocirklen

A circle of heterosexual men standing outside and throwing a ball, most likely a football, to each other.

This phenomenon is most often seen outside in a public space, such as Nørrebroparken, so that men can attract attention from the opposite sex.
The game involving a ball gives men an opportunity to show women that they have the ability to both grab/kick a ball and drink beer at the same time.
The males in the circle are most often adorned with a dark hoodie and new sneaks. It is important that the body is loose so, in order to perceive the expression of chillness and down-to-earth vibes, possibly with a hand or two in the pocket of a beige-colored pant. The head applied an inverted Wood Wood cap, strike the ball while swinging from one side to the other, stretching in the air, bending down, bending forward, backward, or hanging downward, to attract the female for mating.

It is not yet known whether hetrocirklen is a successful opportunity to attract a mate for the participating male.

Whilst in Nørrebroparken/Fælledparken:

"Where do you wanna sit?"
"I dunno - just far away from heterocirklen over there."

"What are those guys doing?"

"Looks like they are throwing a ball."

by noserpp May 29, 2021

Heterobroski

a heterosexual who is a total broski. like a super cool heterosexual who is just a chill human being.

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"this spam is...ACCEPTABLE"

by Ur buddy nova July 5, 2021