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No matter what happens

See? That's how you know it ISN'T that. Because if the thing that happens is "Not fucking the retard instead of me" then there is no hated going anywhere. In that case everything is as it should be.
Hym "And what you're doing is saying 'Well, yeah that one thing IS happening but, hey, he tied his own fucking shoes! Right? So he just can't win!' And that is not even a partially accurate assessment what what is going on here. There is A LOT both of them could have done there to keep themselves beneath contempt. Invading my privacy and fucking a retard instead of me are not great ways to get me to not hate you. I don't think that is unreasonable. So it's not 'no matter what happens.' It's if THIS SPECIFIC THING happens then yes I'm done with you."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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That's not what's happening

Hym "Yeah, that's not what's happening here, fuck-face. You're ignoring until I do what you want but I'm just not ever going to do it. So I'm going to murder a child. You ARE going to regret trying to do this (if you don't already). I don't need to do it today to know that for a fact. The people who aren't going to regret losing another one are likely the loudest and you should probably ask THEM why THEY want kids to die as much as I do."
by Hym Iam November 10, 2025
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That's not what is happening

And if you know enough to change the name then you know more than what you are telling your audience. This is exactly why nobody give a fuck when YouTubers get murdered. And if you don't suffer for doing this, someone else will do it for you, you hairy faggot.
Hym "Nah. Say it right before it's too late. That's not what is happening here and it is clear that the YouTuber strategy is to lie and hope that I murder your kids before they get what's coming to them. Welp. Charlie already got his. One down. Might have been the wrong Charlie but, hey, they are trying their best. If they weren't so fucking delusional and narcissistic maybe Charlie would be alive. That's what I would like to find out. Oh, and it clearly isn't gone yet because they are still trying to get me to delete something."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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Allow it to happen again

You are not going to allow it to happen again? Bitch are you fucking retarded!? The national guard was THERE IN THE FURST PLACE... Because they THOUGHT they were stopping crime... And then THE CRIME... happen TO THEM. You were already actively trying to stop the crime WHEN THE DOUBLE MURDER HAPPENED! YOU FAILED! I STOPPED MY SCHOOL SHOOTING! THE YOUTUBE FREAKS TRIED TO CAUSE IT BY DOING THE THING I SAID I WOULD MURDER KIDS OVER! And then they tried to tell me I failed! THEY failed. TRUMP fail. The national guard was THERE to stop THE THING THAT HAPPENED TO THEM. God, you motherfuckers are dumb! DUUUUMB! Hooooly fucking christ! They can't stop crime without me. They can't create AI without me. You motherfuckers are USELESS. You won't let me do it though, will you? No you will not. I already did it successfully. On both accounts. What did you YouTube shit-heads do? Fucking nothing. THE OPPOSITE. They did the opposite! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hym "You- You're what!? You're not going to allow it to happen again!? HA! HAHAHA! You were already IN THE ACT of what YOU THOUGHT was 'not allowing it.' You THOUGHT you were already doing it... And you were NOT THAT. Apparently. THE NATIONAL GUARD BEING THERE... WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE 'NOT ALLOWING IT.' I mean, just like with the AI, you THOUGHT you were working on it... You were doing it wrong because dumb-and-bad... You stole my idea from me without giving me any credit...
And now you are doing it right. But only because you stole from me. If only the YouTube ass-hats were as good at changing course as the AI doofuses. AT LEAST the AI dorks were smart enough to read the thing I wrote... Realize 'Oh, hey, shit. He's right! We should do what this guy says.' YouTube idiots? Not so much. Kind of dumb. Kind of slow. And just like the school shootings... I'm not getting credit for the ones that I stopped... INSTEAD... I'm getting BLAMED for the ones THE YOUTUBE FUCKS ALLOWED WHEN THEY ALLOWED THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA TO PERMEATE THE COUNTRY. They did it themselves. TO ME. And if they are doing it to me, I can't be certain that they didn't do it to other people but they are CLEARLY being protected by the politicians. They are CLEARLY misrepresenting both events and the timeline of those events and as long as they control their own channel, they will continue to do what they have always done. Suck and be inferior to me. You need to get these motherfuckers in line because I should have stopped MORE of the school shootings than I ALREADY DID. Uvalde, the FBI guy, the guy they got the therapist to lie about who said 'had an infection.' That's 3 more saves that I should have. At least. 0 fucking saves for the YouTubers. They are enjoying their Thanksgiving meals they bought with their ill-gotten, do-nothing gains. Make them do my thing. Make them do my thing or jail. They are fucking this up for everybody. Don't allow it to happen again."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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That's not what happened

That's not what happened.
Hym "That's not what happened. If Adam and Eve were both created by Fod and they are literally related by blood... How is it not an incest cult?"
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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And even explaining it to you doesn't get it through to you.
Hym "You know even know what's happening. You want that. You're not ever going to have it. We're not doing a caste system. We are doing this. There isn't anything you can do about it. Anyone claiming there is, is lying to you to assuage your fears. There is no way of explaining it to you in a way that is going to change the dynamics of this interaction."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
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