Hanch

A huge, slow turd that feels like it’s coming out sideways.

I took a brutal hanch last night.

by GodlessTrucker August 27, 2025

Hanting

Hanting is an inspiration to us all in that INSANE GYATT he is packing. it’s honestly just absurd. he’s also like super duper talented at hella instruments. he’s kinda racist, and also sexist. he’s the opposite of a feminist bcuz he prides himself im being a MASCULINIST. but at the same time hes like super performative and listens to laufey all the time. he actually listened to laufey BEFORE she was popular, back when she did song covers so hes like niche af. hanting face card lowkey declines but gyatt card makes up for it which is why he’s my amazing best friend. Hanting VEHEMENTLY HATES utilitarianism. he doesn’t know what he is but he KNOWS he despises util. he is like bi-curious but instead of bisexual it’s like deontology-curious. it’s quite complicated. his favorite ao3 tag is DUBCON. he also likes character ai.

me: hi hanting!
hanting: bro did you know util justifies the PERVERTS PARADOX?
me: *spreads cheeks*, well, then call me a utilitarian

hanting: grrrr

by baudrilllardisking November 22, 2025

Bao-Hanh

A nice girl who loves rice. She lives in Vietnam. She can be very caring at times but at other times she can be very scandalous.

Bao-Hanh used to lemme smash. I got her a chopstick.

by chickens unicorns spider-man March 7, 2017

Car Handhold

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.

Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.

by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017

Kristen Hancher

A girl from Canada who started her social media career on Musical.ly now called TikTok. She is a complete slut and dresses like a hoe. She also suffers from alopecia.

Ja'maya- Hey, is that girl over there at the Starbucks wearing only a bra and underwear Kristen Hancher?
Keisha- Yep. It's easy to recognize that hoe from a mile away. Also she's wearing a pink wig. She's clearly suffering from massive hair loss.
Ja'maya- Yeah. I hope her alopecia gets cured!! Her multicolor weaves hurt my eyes. She blinded my brother through his phone screen.
Keisha- Shiiii for real???

by pramelajadgar234 November 23, 2020

c.hanhee

They are and Unproblematic Kpop fanpage with cute fancams, fun questions, and their account is like a safe place for you!!

C.hanhee is so handsome

Did you see this post c.hanhee made??

by Yourlocalmultistan June 26, 2021

Arc'hantael

Arc'hantael is an amazing person (and french, and breton) . Really. She care about her friends like herself. She's the funniest person you ever seen in your life. But never, never, never piss her off. Too dangerous. ( and last thing about her : she's beautiful)

Arc'hantael. A really cool name for a really cool person.

by Tatitatoo November 20, 2021