Hanked

/hænkt/ Verb: To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

“I hope the hybrid I created didn’t get Hanked!”

by Annie445 May 19, 2025

Hank-isms

Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.

Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"

Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."

Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."

Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."

by HankerCanker September 29, 2010

Hank

An eccentrically cool guy, who hides an absolute anaconda in his pants.

Hey did you here that Hank hooked up with Aly last night? He’s so cool, heard his dicks huge too!

by Aly’sdiary November 23, 2021

Hank

a beast loves air toes and never fight with this man he is 7´2 and can pick you up and throw you across the room!

OMG i wish i was a hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021

hank/bre

cool person, plays roblox with me, stays up till 7 am for me, ipad kid, pro at mm2, super cool, smelly and annoying

hank/bre is ipad kid and weird

by miloo<33 October 17, 2021

Hanks

- a synonym for daddy; the embodiment of God. He has an infectious laugh and will laugh at anything when he is stoned. You should never leave any snacks, candy, desserts out overnight while with him, as all of it will disappear by tomorrow morning.

"Hanks, you ate the whole box of chocolates and I had one morsel"
"Ceased and deceased, Hanks."

by fr33kilyn33kily November 22, 2021

Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅

Let's Love Hank Palmer

by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021