Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

bulgarian handy

when someone strokes thou shlong with their hands covered in paint

the faggot gave the other faggot a bulgarian handy

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Handy Craft

Hand crafts to make things more efficient.

Simple tasks crafted by one’s hands.

I built steps of wood up a tree to get to me hammock and called it a handy craft

by anonymous February 26, 2023

glad handy

A hand job

She gave me a glad handy (hand job)

by BAM BAM 86 September 22, 2017

Handy Chance

Act of using your hand on a 10.5”er with Kung Foo Grip

Joe Biden loves performing the Handy Chance on other men.

by String B November 17, 2022

Australian Handy

it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"

I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor

by randywise August 5, 2017

Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021