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Hamilton The Musical

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came

And the world is gonna know your name
What’s your name, man?

ALEXANDER HAMILTON!
PERSON 1"OMGGGGGG YOU WATCHED HAMILTON THE MUSICAL!!!!"
PERSON 2 "YEAH IT ROCKS"
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Max Hamilton

”Oh he is that Max Hamilton
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Philip Hamilton

He is the first child of Eliza and Alexander Hamilton, He was shot in a duel by George Eacker when he was only nineteen years old.
Person1 : Philip Hamilton deserved so much better!
Person2: I know! I can't believe that he died only because George Eacker can't count to ten!
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Hamilton Wenham

Hamilton-wenham is a town in massachusetts about the size of my asscrack! its tiny! residents spend their time juuling and they all look up to fionacoy on instagram! its also like 100% white!
those hamilton wenham kids sure like saying the n word
by panic at the TØP concert October 3, 2018
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Hamilton County Schools

one of the worst school districts in the state of tennessee, filled with depressed teachers and students, clueless parents, and old bats called school board reps.
"Bro, where do you go to school?"

"Central High, in Hamilton County Schools District."

"Oh fuck no, I feel bad for you"
by chattybatty August 4, 2023
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alexander hamilton

it’s a cool american sex act where you stick a quill in someone’s ass and fill it with ink.

i love doing this with the homies.
bro 1: hey bro, i just gave my gf a hot alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way man, give me one.
by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022
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Joey Hamilton

A freaking loser that never knows when to shut up
Your being such a Joey Hamilton right now
by ItzMeGreeny May 26, 2018
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