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halo hands  

A series of unsightly abrasions to the hands and wrists as a result of frequent contact with a hard surface such as a wall or floor. Commonly found in people with short tempers or Halo 3.
Bob: "Dammit dude I died again!!" (smashes ground)

Jimmy: "You should really learn to control your temper: your hand's lookin pretty bad"

Bob: "Yup, the doc says I got halo hands and theres no known cure... Now shut the fuck up and let me play!" (dies again)

Bob: (Towards tv monitor) "You fucking faggot, I was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!"(pounds tv monitor)CRUNCH!!!!....

Bob: Oh fuck, I broke the tv. I've really gotta get some help for this."
halo hands by MR. AWESOME!!! March 17, 2008
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halo car 

A flagship car produced in limited numbers or with low sales expectations in order to generate public appeal for the brand. The term comes from the halo effect.
The BMW X6 is a halo car, right?

-Nah, it's too mainstream. Try the BMW i8.
halo car by toodle pip August 28, 2014
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Halo Infinite 

The best recent mainline Halo other than mcc
Chad 1: let’s play some Halo Infinite

Chad 2: hell yeah
Chad 3: they gotta fix store though
Halo Infinite by Eyemem January 6, 2022

Halo-ner 

When playing halo on Xbox live and the play you have just made was so sick it gave you a boner you get a haloner..... the combination of the word halo and boner....
Dude 1:Bro! I just 360 no scoped that hoe in the face now i have a boner!!

Dude 2:Nope dude its just a halo-ner chill....
Halo-ner by Price Chopper.... July 13, 2009

Halo 5 TTK 

Halo 5 TTK is so bad You die from a fuck’n squirt gun
Halo 5 TTK by Slazz March 8, 2020

Halo Cheese 

That heavenly ring of dick cheese (smegma) around a male’s bellend.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.

I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.

I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
Halo Cheese by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020

halo combat evolved anniversary 

The reskin of Halo: Combat Evolved. It was released in 2011 as a separate disk, and re-released for Halo: The Master Chief Collection as campaign. It didn’t contain the original Halo: Combat Evolved multiplayer, instead Halo Reach multiplayer. The classic CE multiplayer came back in the Master Chief Collection.
It was 343’s first game that it made.
Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary’s graphics just got fixed on Halo MCC.