A person that places lights, hangs lights, programs lights, focuses lights, fixes lights, designs lighting plots, and stares at the lights once they get to a venue. One of the best guys or gals anyone could have on their side. They have a wide variety of common skills. They can climb, lift, communicate, see very far, great sex appeal, creative af, tell hands what to pick up, and program lighting fixtures. Their shit may be always in the way, and sometimes they may not know what’s wrong with their lights. When it comes down to showtime, not one compliant is heard. It may not look like the lighting guy is doing anything particularly important. Really, he or she just got their shit done I promise you, or ahead of time. Any one lighting guy is equal to at least two and a half sound guys or five video guys.
Concert goer #1: Wow, look at that beautiful stage! That looks sexy af!
Concert goer #2: I wonder who makes all those lights like that? I mean, I wish I was smart enough to make awesome lighting scenes!
Concert goer #1: That would be the lighting guy. He’s that sexy mf over there at front of house in the middle of the crowd!
Concert goer #2: I wonder who makes all those lights like that? I mean, I wish I was smart enough to make awesome lighting scenes!
Concert goer #1: That would be the lighting guy. He’s that sexy mf over there at front of house in the middle of the crowd!
by Illuminaudi November 22, 2020
by epicfortnitegamerkid2012696969 September 17, 2020
Peter: Hey man my dogs a real cock guy
Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?
Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.
Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?
Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.
by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020
He's the purple guy
by Pinkiepieswag7 June 21, 2015
A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.
by glovebutton February 17, 2014
What you say to someone who is preforming an act of stupidity or just plain lameness. When somebody is being dumb or annoying you tell them DONT BE THAT GUY.
(SO AND SO just unnesscasarily adds to a joke or comment that is quite frankly not funny)
"DUDE, dont be that guy."
"DUDE, dont be that guy."
by JTARPZ October 02, 2009
by Greenmachine07 May 14, 2016