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Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.
by Cyruschase October 12, 2023
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Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sportsthe golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024
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giraffe

by VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV December 20, 2022
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Giraffe

by arandomgiraffe July 13, 2023
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smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs
That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe
by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023
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giraffe

Andrew looks like a giraffe because of his long neck
by theunknown565 February 18, 2020
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giraffe bruh man

1. Br- Br-

BRUH!

2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.
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