fruit salad

n. An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.

Back in the '80s--the "Just Say No" era--in elementary school health class, they warned us of the dangers of fruit salad. Of course, such a thing has never existed, but the important thing was to scare us away from drugs.

by SkidMarkyMark August 2, 2006

fruitbasket

a moon with the penis and balls tucked under so the people witnessing the moon can see your man parts. This makes everything look sort of like a basket of pre-arranged fruit. hence the name... its one of the most unholy things a human being can witness, it makes most gag like the piss snow cone from Jackass: The Movie

Dude! Robbie just drove by with his shit pressed against the window, screaming "FRUITBASKET!!"

by Matt-a-tat November 19, 2002

fruitdog

Melancholy; sad; gloomy.

(Derived from observing that "melancholy" is an unusual word; the first syllable sounds like "melon," which is a fruit, and the second sounds like "collie," which is a dog.)

"I think I'm just going to go home," he said. "I'm feeling kind of fruitdog today."

by mathjedi June 24, 2005

Fruit Basket

A gay orgy.

Douche1: "Bro, last night's fruit basket rekt my asshole ."

Douche2: "Bro...You're welcome."

(High fives eachother)

by King Jack Off August 19, 2019

Fruit Snack Rap

the label given to wack rap and hip-hop music. phrase originally coined by DJ Leo G. of XM Radio's 66 Raw, labeling a rap song as sucky, and saying Radio Disney even thought it was goofy.

"I hope the dj doesnt play any more of that Midwest Swing music, that's fruit snack rap!"

by Glen Butler March 27, 2008

my old fruit

reference to any person that you are talking about, used in place of their actual name. usefull for if you forget their name, as a friendly gesture, or in some situations to annoy the person

copy me those drawings and send them to the client please my old fruit

by Ronnie12122 May 1, 2007

Fruit salad yummy yummy

Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!

Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!

Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate

Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be eating it very soon!

The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate

Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!

Fruit salad yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!

Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy

There is no way to use this in a sentence but hey its a hell of a song

Fruit salad yummy yummy is a bowl of fruit and salad all mixed into one big bowl then eaten

by Kermit Kun March 10, 2020