flustered already, darling?~

an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.

person: "im gonna pull up the 'flustered already, darling?~'"

by harperpilled June 11, 2022

preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.

"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."

by pixeleyz August 17, 2009

Chill Flush

Referring to the situation when you have been up all night on your computer having pointless conversations with friends just to keep eachother awake. and then your mom goes all stealth mode and listens to your convo (sometimes from the ceiling wielding bazookas) or just a cup on the door. so you non-cholontly get up and walk to the bathroom and take a "chill flush". the action of chilling in the washroom not actually peeing but then flushing the toilet to make it believable. Then followed by the awkward meeting up with your not so stealth mom in the hallway and slyly asking(with a hint of disgust) why she would be awake at such a time. Thus, covering your ass for being up so late. and turning the late night encounter onto her.

"How did you flush it?"
"Just like pretty chill"
"like a chill flush, nothing crazy, just chill"

by TheRoyalFlusher November 8, 2011

Candy Flush Saga

When someone plays candy crush saga on the toilet.

Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?

Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.

Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...

by Diswittybitch September 8, 2013

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

bucket flusher

Noun, person: someone who is dealing with the drought; by using water collected in a bucket from sources that would otherwise go to waste, and using the bucket to flush the toilet, less water is required

We may be storm chasers with our tornadoes here in the Midwest, but at least we are not a bunch of bucket flushers like they are in California.

by SLO Doc April 30, 2015

Fuck Flush

When a man pisses after ejaculation to clear out his urethra

Man: When she asked for every drop, I was all like OK, you asked for it, and fuck flushed right there on her face.
Man 2: Gross.

by Invention20k January 17, 2017