Floor Nigger

A vacuum robot, one that works while you are away. Such as a Roomba etc.

I have so much more time now to spend on the internet watching porn, and jerking off to pictures of your whore mother, now that a floor nigger vacuums for me every day!

by Skyynet November 17, 2010

mop the floor

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.

Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?

by Thrice001 April 10, 2008

dance floor

golfer slang meaning the green.

We'll finish this on the dance floor.

by iknowgolf April 28, 2006

touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

staring at the floor

looking at it and wondering what am i doing?

"i asked my friend asscheeck if he is staring at the floor"

by awkward1234 July 21, 2018

Floor gang

The best type of people you will ever encounter in your life. If someone is ceiling gang don't talk to them. The best way to become floor gang is to sit on the floor. If you don't like the floor but you love the ceiling, please reconsider your choice. For example, if you name the advantages of the floor versus the ceiling, you will see that there's ∞ times more advantages for the floor than the ceiling.

If you, somehow, still want to be ceiling gang, you're making a mistake and you will regret it.
Thank you for not being ceiling gang
When starting a conversation always ask if the person is a floor gang first, if no: Ignore him.

- Hello, how are you doing?
- Are you a Floor gang?
- Yes I am a floor gang!
- I'm good, you?

by Kanagroo May 20, 2020

Floor gang

The religion of uttermost relaxation and dominance, thy who floor, withholds power. Spit at the enemy and they will split back. 399$ chair is part of floortopia.

FLOOR GANG AOUHH

by Ajshshsbjs May 16, 2020