The act of exaggerating a story, because you think everyone will assume you are whether you do or not.
Pre-emptive exaggeration would be telling your friends you were in line for 2 hours when it was only 1, because you know if you say 1 they will assume you were exaggerating and it was only half an hour.
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Becky: We should go to Johns party Friday Night!
Will: But Jackie, Hillary, Short Tommy and Kate who are the biggest asses in our school will be there. So will their rude ass friends.
Don: Yeah dude that party will be the Bitch Emporium!
Will: But Jackie, Hillary, Short Tommy and Kate who are the biggest asses in our school will be there. So will their rude ass friends.
Don: Yeah dude that party will be the Bitch Emporium!
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1: An overwhelming amount of work not capable of being performed by one person
2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by 1 or 2 people.
3. Working at a NYC Startup
2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by 1 or 2 people.
3. Working at a NYC Startup
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Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
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