elonmuskphobic

You do not accept somebody being Elon Musk's significant other. Or so much as enjoying him.

"Mom? I think I have a thing for Elon Musk" said the lady. "Oh well deary, I'm elonmuskphobic, so I prohibit dating, liking, or even so much as enjoying Elon Musk." said the old grandma.

by quandale dingles wingman November 6, 2022

Elonize

The subtle art of acquiring a public limited company by Elon Musk and changing its corporate culture overnight.

Bob: I won't pay $8 per month for just a blue tick on twitter!
Alice: Well, it has been elonized. You can't do much rather than comply.

by mayukhm November 6, 2022

elonmusk

a 21st century name for a wig or a tupee or hair grown from a hair transplant

that guy is looking young, he was losing hair last month, he must be wearing an elonmusk

by bendfromdover November 7, 2022

elonsheep

A person that blindly looks up to elon musk and believe in any dumb thing elon musk says.

He thinks Tesla is the best car. He is such an elonsheep.

by Keld g hansen November 7, 2022

elonBaby

someone extremely rich being a spoiled brat crybaby every time they don’t get their way

Elon started banning journalists who spoke the truth after he bought Twitter and pretended to be “pro Free Speech” . Don’t be an elonBaby

by elonBaby December 16, 2022

Eloned

transitive verb
1. the complete destruction of the perceived overall quality or character as seen or judged by people in general
2. the recognition that the characteristic or abilities placed in an individual are completely wrong.
3. a loss of esteem or regard

He has eloned any perception that he was a first-class playwright.

by Big Daddy Bling Bling January 11, 2023

Elontitis

The extreme fascination over the letter "X". It's over-infatuation leads one to think that 'X' is some kind of a supreme alphabet and a outlier symbol representing breaking innovation that beats the sheep minded thinking of other people. In reality though it's nothing but a false sense of superiority they feel as it's nothing less than a kid believing they can be like Goku if they scream hard enough.
Elon Musk was the patient zero of this and his "cult" seem to be following that example spreading this hysteric disease further

Elon Musk: I'm just gonna rename Twitter as X, just like my space agency, oh also my baby, I mean what could possibly go wrong.
MoistCr1tikal: This Goofy Goober, you absolute troglodyte of a man-child, just grow up and take therapy for your Elontitis

by anonymous July 29, 2023