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Edmonton:
The City of Champions - We've won 5 Stanley's and 13 Grey Cups (in the past...) Yes, this slogan is outdated. We all get it, BUT have too much pride in our sports teams to take this label away from our city.
We have West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall - and although it could use some sprucing up, it has been under some construction and is finally starting to get some decent shops.
During the winter there is prettymuch NOTHING to do in this city. It's FREEZING and the nightlife sucks BUT the people are genuinely warm and you can usually find a pub with cheap beer and wings, or an ODR open somewhere.
During the summer is when you can appreciate the city and it is no longer 'Deadmonton' or 'Ed'monotone'. While the summer is short, is is jam packed full of festivals such as the Fringe, Taste of Edmonton, Capital Ex (K-Days), Folk Fest (one of the best folk music festivals in N.America), Heritage Days, etc... You can always find something to do - even walking in the beautiful river valley, etc...
I have read all the posts on here dissing Edmonton, dissing Calgary, etc.. While I was raised in Edmonton and have always learned we're superior to Calgary, I feel no need to bash other cities - it doesn't make Edmonton any better. Edmonton ISN'T the greatest city in the world... but it is a damn good place to grow up. If you're concerned about the violence and gangs... then don't be... unless you roll with that sort of crowd, then you will be safe.
You're from Edmonton?!? Where's that?

In Alberta, Canada. There's not much to do there, and I won't live there again, but it is definitely a nice place to be FROM :)
by EblouissantDevoshka October 8, 2011
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earon

A nerd with extremely large ears who plays warhammer hammer online. This person also has an ear fetish and should be avoided at all times.
Earon is a nerd
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EMonet

a man who has been known to paint lyrical masterpieces
Damn, is that Emonet paintin them lyrical masterpieces again? his rhymes are dank!
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An avid nerd who is just a bit keen. Will often send around very stupid jokes, a lot of global messages on IRC and MSN. If you get some age-old jokes in an email that is obviously passed around to all 30 contacts the idiot has, reply with EMONERD
<emonerd> «Âm§g»¤ Omg!? Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ¤&#8482;
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A person who has a one inch chode he is a gay man that likes to eat cheese for breakfast he also wears socks in bed and has porridge as a midnight snack his mum claps when the plane lands hit him with the no u.
Look at that persons mum clapping : yeah he is a Eamonn what a gat
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nerd
  /nɜrd/ nurd
–noun Slang.
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

Emo
  /E-Mo/ Faggot
–noun Slang.
1. A depressed faggot with no sense of style
2. A pussy who cries about everything going against them. Bang their heads on walls, cut themselves and finally become road kill.

EmoNerd
  /E-mo nɜrd/ Faggy McFag
–noun Slang.
1. A nerd who is also and Emo, believes that they are the greatest of all men kind and just really deserved to be burnt in stake fires. They spend most of their time on the internet convincing how depressing their life is. Usually tries to be an attention whore where ever they go.
Emonerd: OH WHY! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN WITH ME ONLY! JIYRAIYA DIED! I MUST GO AND CUT MYSELF

Normal Person: ....-_-.....
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Emoney is the guy you always want to have around. If your trying to smoke he’s got the gas. He’s also the white snoop dogg so you know he smokes a lot.
“Yo Emoney fly over here I know you got grubba” “Emoney don’t be hiding grubba under your balls
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