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Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.
Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.
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snake drift

snake drift is sliding a penis across anything, like a face, table , carpet, etc.
Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
by Syndicatelive24 January 27, 2021
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drifting

Noun

While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.

Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.
"Hey Greg. Wake up, man! You're drifting, and now my dick is stabbing your cheek. Get it together, and THEN you can go back to sleep!"
by Japanese Doll Peddler June 4, 2021
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You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.
"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."
by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021
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You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.
"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "
by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021
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Drift Boss

1: A Video Game
2: When someone in a gang, particularly a gang leader, a 'boss', pulls a drive-by on a homeless person or a random person.
Tenasha: "Did you see the gang leader hit that Drift Boss on the local Homeless Man."
Tasha: "Da."
by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024
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Longshore Drift

The act of mishearing someone and then exclaiming what you thought they said in a confused manner
Person 1: “Bro hop on Lethal Company
Person 2: “Okay”
Person 3: “Geese company??”
Person 2: “Ha you just LongShore Drifted”
by tattlecrime December 15, 2024
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