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Donut People

Individuals who have their heads so far up their asses, they assume a ring-like shape, causing them to physically resemble donuts more so than people.
This place is run by donut people. They can't see how much they fuck everything up, all they can see is the insides of their own colons.
by BlackSheepofScience June 11, 2016
mugGet the Donut Peoplemug.

Donut Ear

A person with one or more large, stretched piercings, most often in the ear lobe that resembles a donut.

Sometimes referred to as gauges.
Woah, that guy's donut ears are so big I could use it as a cigarette holder!
by AnonNemo August 29, 2012
mugGet the Donut Earmug.

Donut Ass

When a ass is so tight it feels like sticking your dick in a donut
Amy has a Donut Ass hers felt like the Powdered Donut i used yesterday
by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021
mugGet the Donut Assmug.

Dumpin' Donuts

The pooh that erupts, sometimes within minutes of either finishing your dunkins breakfast sandwich or when you've made just to the half way mark of an dunkins iced coffee
Patrick - It was only a 12 minute walk between dunks and my place!
Ivy - You should've known better than to eat your dunkins sandwich so far from the safety of a toilet. Your dunkin donuts trip is going to cause you dumpin' donuts in your pants!
by Caswellianhero July 17, 2021
mugGet the Dumpin' Donutsmug.

rip donuts

The act of accelerating your vehicle while sharply turning the steering wheel such that the vehicle drifts in a forward spinning fashion. Typically accompanied by rain or snow in an open, flat area away from oncoming traffic. Not advisable for vehicles that sit high and are prone to tipping over.
It just rained so Blake and I are going to rip donuts in the Kroger parking lot.
by Cruis'n USA June 25, 2020
mugGet the rip donutsmug.

Glazed Donut

When you cum on the butthole of someone instead of the inside
Sorry babe, I gave you a glazed donut
by Diqueef January 12, 2021
mugGet the Glazed Donutmug.

Donut Sprinkler

1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.
Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"
by aDonutsprinkler November 30, 2011
mugGet the Donut Sprinklermug.

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