Donut People

Individuals who have their heads so far up their asses, they assume a ring-like shape, causing them to physically resemble donuts more so than people.

This place is run by donut people. They can't see how much they fuck everything up, all they can see is the insides of their own colons.

by BlackSheepofScience June 11, 2016

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Chocolate donut

Simular to an apple stem except when the man has a foreskin. Its the collection of feces from anal sex in the foreskin. Resembling a donut around the penis head

"Bro, I pulled out of her ass to do a tummy sprinkle and a chocolate donut fell on her back" "What a weekend!"

by Mrvoodoo56 May 8, 2018

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donut sweat

The sugary water that accumulates on the bottom glazed donuts when they are a couple days old.

I wanted a donut really bad, but the donut butts were sogged out with donut sweat.

by busstah horn out November 17, 2015

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Dumpin' Donuts

The pooh that erupts, sometimes within minutes of either finishing your dunkins breakfast sandwich or when you've made just to the half way mark of an dunkins iced coffee

Patrick - It was only a 12 minute walk between dunks and my place!
Ivy - You should've known better than to eat your dunkins sandwich so far from the safety of a toilet. Your dunkin donuts trip is going to cause you dumpin' donuts in your pants!

by Caswellianhero July 17, 2021

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Donut Sprinkler

1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"

by aDonutsprinkler November 30, 2011

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