Lolz Disease

A condition that can be easily identified by subjects overuse of lol, lmao, rofl, and other variations. As of yet there is no cure.

Person 1: "Lmao, haha, lol, rofl that is soo funny!"
Person 2: "Are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No I was diagnosed with Lolz Disease."

by Veronica Karella January 5, 2009

the zactly disease

a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.

Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.

by your mom May 26, 2003

Diseased Whore

A "woman" who sucks you in and makes you think you're the greatest guy on the planet. BUT once the drippy dick sets in you realize she's got a mattress strapped to her back.

When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.

Before A-Train got sucked into the vortex of that diseased whore his friends were able to smack some sense into him.

by Slap2daface September 30, 2011

Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.

Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease

by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018

Kawasaki's disease

The behavioral condition of having one Kawasaki motorcycle, yet desirous of ever increasing numbers of additional motorcycles from Kawasaki.

You own two or three Kawasaki's already. You are at the dealer showroom. Just looking, you say. You have Kawasaki's disease--especially if you purchase another one regardless of your wife.

by twistedtimmy October 20, 2010

captain disease

Captain D’s Seafood Restaurant

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!

by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023

Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.

A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."

by Dr. N C May 24, 2013