dingleberry dam

When your underwear have become so crusted with shit it dries to your ass.

Did you hear jerry didn't wipe and just pulled up his pants? Formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.

by Erikneil13 October 8, 2016

dingleberry

A dingleberry is someone who is really rude, annoying, and mean etc.

Omg he is so annoying he is being such a dingleberry.

by dean butts November 22, 2016

Dingleberry Fairy

A male who engages in gay sex with other males. An epithet often used in a pejorative sense. See also...Butt Pirate, Chode Smoker, or Sugar Plum Fairy.

"Last night at the club, I could have sworn that your boy Seth was flirting with me."

"That Dingleberry Fairy was totally trying to pick your fruit, nai-mean!?'

by jefferino69 November 27, 2016

Dingleberry

A doo doo chuck that mostly old;elderly people get from not wipin they ass properly

"Im going to check this area for the surgery"

"Eww! Wtf is that a dingleberry!!"

by Rhyrhy12384 April 2, 2017

Dinglebeard

Clumps of food left over in the beard after a meal. See: dingleberry.

I had turkey chili for lunch and now there's Second Lunch in my dinglebeard!

by EmPrat April 14, 2017

Dingleberry

A small, dry glob of feces stuck on a hair coming out of someone's butt.

MOM!!! The dog has another dingleberry!!

Wipe your butt so you don't get dingleberries

by Julezzz8932 September 17, 2017

dingleberry

Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.

Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.

by i0iii0i0 November 28, 2017