Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

Dome Dinger

Massive Headache

Man I Have A Real Dome Dinger

by DuKnAsTy August 7, 2010

Gum Dingers

The act of a woman inserting a male reproductive organ inside their mouth continuously in and out. Or in other words...a blow job

Bobby: Yo, we better be gettin some action at this party tonight bro!
Jake: Hell ya bro, these chicks love givin the Gum Dingers!

by Kahl21 January 21, 2011

Cod Dinger

- a very large person, place or thing.

1) That snake was a Cod Dinger!

2) Did you see the size of that Cod Dinger?

by J-Henny8003 March 31, 2015

Danger Thursday

Going out (or staying in) on a Thursday night and drinking so much you know you'll have a hangover on Friday morning even though you have to get up and go to work!

Fran: Yas! Danger Thursday tonight!!
Paul: You having a few drinkies then??
Fran: Oh yeah, a couple of bottles of vino it is!

by elPaulio April 29, 2010

Dangerpint

A dangerpint is consumed minutes before having to return to work

Your lunch time starts at 1pm and finishes at 2:15pm and the time arrives when lets say its 2:10pm and you really fancy another pint but you know its not a great idea but you still go for it. This is called the dangerpint

by inzagster January 25, 2013

danger breeze

The feeling of terror males get when they feel a chill in the genitalia region, believing it to be because their 'fly' (button or zip) is undone.

'Woah man! Had a danger breeze then! Could have sworn my pride was out in the open'

by Greg the Dinosaur August 14, 2012