Urban dickhead

People who quote urban dictionary

Don't be an urban dickhead

by C. Digger June 26, 2016

CHAOTIC DICKHEAD

Best describes the organisational structure of someone with ADHD at any given moment

"Barry's been carrying on like a chaotic dickhead. He's been trying to call me with the phone he just lost while going through a McDonald's drive-thru, to ask me about my opinion on light bulbs. The light bulbs are for a performance-piece protest. We spoke about the number plate of the car in front."

by Shamrock McGuinness June 14, 2021

Dickhead

Someone who has to search up the word "dickhead" in UrbanDictionary.

Marty, being the dickhead he is, searched "dickhead" in UrbanDictionary.

by JepeMarino May 30, 2021

Dickhead

Def. 1) A terrible condition that affects most of the people you will ever meet causing a penis to grow off of said person's forehead.

Def. 2) That kid in your science class that deliberately failed all his tests making him "cool".
Def. 3) Your Boss and most of your colleagues.

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you suffer from Dickhead Syndrome.
Your Boss: Is it bad?
Doctor: It's the most severe case that I've ever seen. It is possibly fatal.

by WittyBanterBus September 16, 2016

Dickhead

A walking penis capable of semi-intelligent speech.

Shanice: Godammit man you're such a dickhead!
Demetrius: Well then I'm the biggest cock you'll ever see!

by El Rey de los Memes Dankó August 10, 2014

DickHead

dominic legall

man dominic is too cocky
yeah he is a dickhead

by DominicIsADickhead November 2, 2018

Nonchalant Dickhead

That type of guy who's sole mission is to get girls. This subsect of men will hate on anything when given an opportunity in an attempt to impress the ladies. Will force a nonchalant and ghetto personality to seem tougher.

Guy 1: Did you guys see that new marvel movie?
Nonchalant Dickhead: Ah hell naw, this man still using technology in 2024! * fixes edgar haircut *

by IAmNotARacistButARealist November 23, 2024