deballinated

to have ones balls removed unwillingly or willingly, usually by freak accident.

oh man, that guy was deballinated while skateboarding yesterday!

by humanitarianismforlosers April 1, 2009

dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009

Dealbob

the situation, problem, conundrum and/or what is currently happening/going on

"What's the dealbob dude?"

"I'm having a bad day"

by NurseJaneCuthyWuthy October 23, 2022

Decalipulate

The act of manipulating a very large group of people, ranging from anywhere between a million to a trillion people.

Go decalipulate them right now

by Bucketissmart May 16, 2023

Ten deal

A measurement of cannibus resin. Usually purchased by 14-15 kids called 'poodle'. Costs £10

Can I have a ten? How much for a ten...fuck off you poodle-dicked cunt!!

by Jonny wa November 27, 2004

Caffeine Dealer

A Barista. A person who is specially trained in the making and serving of coffee drinks.

Before I go to work I need to pay a visit to the local caffeine dealer. I still haven't got my fix today.

by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011

lap deal

1. A flacid or fully extended penis. 2. Oral sex performed on a man or woman. 3. A napkin placed on one's lap prior to consuming food. 4. A reduction in price on a laptop computer.

Hey shawty, why don't you come sit on my lap deal?

Fo I buy you a Happy Meal, hook a nigga up wit a lap deal.

Only pussy ass niggaz give bitches lap deals!

Ima need a lap deal fo I fuck up deez ribs.

I gave a lap deal to da boss man at Staples and gotta lap deal on a Sony Vaio.

by Anacostia March 30, 2011