A young person that is freshly trained as crew to operate on ship or airliner, and usually knows all theory, but has no experience, and therefore can only be useful as the captain's bitch, to fetch coffee. Like a pirate's little pet monkey that also gets a uniform.
Captain to Operations: Hey Steve, when you see my deck monkey, tell him to come tie my shoe lace... I'm sick of that 19 year old, 200 hour excuse of a pilot that thinks his opinion matters. Why the fuck do you hire these pizza face twats?
by Piles999 May 28, 2018
I conspicuous way for someone to say this: when one uses ones penis to have sexual intercourse on another's boobs.
by legit2014 September 15, 2016
In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.
by ??? June 01, 2004
To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.
by willyjoejack October 16, 2006
by Furious Jim February 21, 2012
When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
by Duuur November 02, 2006
the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
by D nasty July 24, 2006