Dank

The combined experience of having a dump and a wank

"I had a great dank this morning"
"I didn't get my timing right, the dank was terrible"
"oh god that dank was mind-blowing"

Person 1: "you took a long time in the toilet"
Person 2: "oh sos, I was danking"

by The dank master October 28, 2009

Dank

Adj. Way bomb.

That shirt is dank.

by avtraino July 18, 2009

Dank

Adjective

Usually refers to weed. But nowadays, it is used by swag fags and low lifers to refer to something they think is "cool". I essence, it replaces the word "good" or "cool" or anything of the sort.

swagfag 1: Aw hey man, what did you think of the joke I told you?
swagfag 2: It was soooo dank man.

by Jim Dunnigan January 16, 2015

Dank

Sticky, good weed... usually grown by hydroponic.

Yooo, I just grew the dankest shit evaa nigaa

by WeedSmoka December 10, 2010

Dank

Something that is dirty, disgusting, foul or wrong.
(Australian).

Joe: Man, I went to that corner shop down the road
Dan: How was it?
Joe: Dude it was so dank.

I'm not going under the house, it's fully dank down there!

You should clean out your car, it's getting pretty dank.

by eimah November 25, 2009

Dank

Something awesome and cool

These dank memes are the best!

by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017

Dank

1. Moist and/or wet.
2. Fucking awesome.
3. Extremely tasty.

1. This swamp is really dank.
2. Oh my god you did a backflip. Thats pretty dank.
3. McDank. (search it)

by inkspill July 5, 2009