When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.
So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.
by svak.fk;vsb October 05, 2015
by emi irene July 22, 2020
When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.
"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*
"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"
"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."
"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"
"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."
"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
by TheDangerMuncher August 24, 2013
I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022
Another word for Penis
by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021
When, during a Number 1 you realise you actually also need a Number 2. Instead of flushing for a clean bowl you decide to finish the Number 1 before proceeding with the Number 2 - risking self-urine splashback.
Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl
Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.
Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl
Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.
"I risked a danger bowl, and suffered the consequences."
by Poppapeepeepoopooshire September 03, 2012