by funnymanbro December 27, 2023
Get the C Dale mug.Redneck alpha male known to many parts of rural America. Prefers to drive fast and eat ass. Fully supports the second amendment, beer and is most commonly spotted by their unique long hair and cut denim shorts. A rebellious group that doesn't listen to sissy boy government personal about anything. Known as the biggest threat to today's "woke culture".
That guy who drove by my brother's bar mitzvah Saturday morning screeching the tires with his 1978 Camaro was being a huge Dale.
by Julio Coleman March 22, 2022
Get the Dale mug.Some guy who wants to love someone, a simp per se. This guy has anger issues and great mood swings, you can see them fat and skinny, mostly burly and sexy, I guess. I bet this guy plays a card game. He hopes to be in love so ladies, please be nice to him. he seems to be grumpy sometimes
by MercadesMan May 3, 2022
Get the dale mug.When you pass out doing a ballon of nitrous and everyone at the party tries to wake you up by slapping you in the face with their dicks
by Hot Dale September 16, 2022
Get the Hot Dale mug.“What do you mean you’re hanging out with him? He hung out with me too last week and we’ve all been chatting in group chats as friends because he’s only looking for friendship and nobody has got with him online, yet many women East to West claim to have been with him!” - “Bitch, none of us are with him, we’re just his mates, we got Daled!”
by Jackwabbit February 20, 2021
Get the Daled mug.A gym teacher, has a lot of cake, has really athletic sons, and expects a lot, monitors lunch and did I mention has cake
Someone: looks it’s me dales
Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake
Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake
by Mrs puff October 13, 2019
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Dale-What if she grabs me by the wiener, catches me off guard, and says I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.
Dale's Father-Shut the fuck up!
Dale-What if she grabs me by the wiener, catches me off guard, and says I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.
Dale's Father-Shut the fuck up!
by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019
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