cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

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Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 21, 2019

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cuban knuckles

A sexual act between two fisting hot lesbian Cuban which involves 5 cigars and Fidel Castro

Bro have you seen that video where those two girls give each other Cuban Knuckles .... Its hot ASF

by Dicdaily January 11, 2018

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Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.

You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...

by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017

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Cuban Cosby

When you eat fruity pebbles and barf on a girl to look like Bill Cosby sweater, then light it on fire With your Cuban cigar

Friend: have you ever given your girl a Cuban Cosby?
You: when I barf fruity pebbles on her?
Friend: yeah then you light the sweater I. Fire with your cigar.

by Sheridan1235 March 30, 2017

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