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Ricardo Cruz Martinez

He is him. The ultimate Gigarick stands above all.
Watch out, you wouldn’t want to get in front of a Ricardo Cruz Martinez’s way.
by Thercmiv January 30, 2023
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Cruz

Cruz definition of a short plumped man short legs short d***k short everything. Let’s not forget the chunk
That pig reminds me of a Cruz
by Gaymenglitter June 20, 2023
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Cruz

Last name derived from the latin term of male ass eating and homosexuality
Luis cruz eats dudes ass
by Espeezy November 24, 2021
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Cruz

Someone whose intelligence is on par with, or worse than, the mentally challenged despite having a fully functional brain.
by Fantastic Ham July 13, 2023
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Cruz

I am going to get a tattoo from cruz
by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022
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Cancun Cruz

A trip taken to Cancun Mexico, usually to run away from responsibilities such as homework, family, or a natural disaster in your home state.

Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
"Hey Gym, screw this power outage thing back in Texas. Let's find our Green New Deal down in Cancun. It's time for a Cancun Cruz!"

"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."

"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"
by StandForBetter May 21, 2021
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