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Happy Violent Crimes Day

Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.
Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.
by PhoenixRa February 2, 2009
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Crime de la Crumb

The unidentifiable, breaded remains at the bottom of a fast food restaurant’s deep fryer that inevitably ends up in your bag, but is unnoticed until you arrive home with it...
She laughed until her stomach hurt when her buzzed boyfriend tried to decide if the crime de la crumb was fried mozzarella or mushrooms
by My Little Kitty Lady November 22, 2020
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Crime Scene Montauge

Part of any CSI show where they are either investigating the Crime Scene or doing lab work with a montauge of music in the background. Happens 1-3 times during the show. The music ends when some incriminating piece of evidence is found or a lab result comes back.
Man, I hate these Crime Scene Montauges so much, its 5 minutes of music and lab work.
by Ichigo113 July 20, 2007
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European Capital of Gun Crime

Manchester UK, a dirty decaying mill town in the north west of England inhabited by guncunians - famous for having a higher level of violent crime and shootings than Basra, Iraq!
I am a guncunian and proud of the fact that Manchester is the European Capital of Gun Crime!
by Richard Leese March 2, 2009
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Auto Crime Delta Force

An elite group of mercenaries disguised as mild mannered NYCPD detectives; by day, one plays a hostage negotiator and makes a mean cup of dark roast. The other crunches data like a champ; can find an I.J. among a sea of GLA’s like no one else.
These warriors were kept on ice during the ‘Rona outbreak of 2020 for nearly two months. But when the palace came under attack in June 2020, the king called upon and mobilized these well rested, fresh legged warriors. Everyone needs a hero, and we have the Auto Crime Delta Force.
by 15plus1 June 15, 2020
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white caller crime

When a Caucasian person calls the police to report a person of color who is not breaking any laws
Did you hear about that woman who called the cops on a kid selling water in front of the house? What a white caller crime!
by Ragingmomster June 3, 2020
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War crime stick

by Weebking1011 September 2, 2022
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