spice cream

Superheated, ultra-painful liquid feces brought on by ingesting spicy food and/or cheap alcohol.

"Man, I was in tears on the bowl for an hour from the Spice Cream the wings and beer gave me."

by Whitey McGee September 22, 2007

Sparkle Cream

When elephant jiz is covered in human blood and boogers

I found sparkle cream at the zoo last week

by Dirty Mario Judha February 16, 2021

nair cream

a cream used to remove hair

kevin leonardo: for reference this is how hairy my butt is right now
*uses nair cream*
kevin leonardo: oh my god that worked really well

by TheFlagKing July 12, 2023

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Ice Cream

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.

I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

cream gobbler

A Thot who loves to slap multiple meat on the face, juggling multiple pee pees, creaming on her face everytime.

Hey dude, how did it go last night with the cream gobbler?

by uzi 254 May 18, 2023

Arctic cream

When it is so cold outside when you climax the semen freezes up and gets stuck in the boy or girl

OMG when David finally came it froze like some arctic cream

by Ms. Frizzle is thicc June 24, 2018