spice cream

Superheated, ultra-painful liquid feces brought on by ingesting spicy food and/or cheap alcohol.

"Man, I was in tears on the bowl for an hour from the Spice Cream the wings and beer gave me."

by Whitey McGee September 22, 2007

cream gobbler

A Thot who loves to slap multiple meat on the face, juggling multiple pee pees, creaming on her face everytime.

Hey dude, how did it go last night with the cream gobbler?

by uzi 254 May 18, 2023

cream coma

The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.

"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."

by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015

nair cream

a cream used to remove hair

kevin leonardo: for reference this is how hairy my butt is right now
*uses nair cream*
kevin leonardo: oh my god that worked really well

by TheFlagKing July 12, 2023

Sparkle Cream

When elephant jiz is covered in human blood and boogers

I found sparkle cream at the zoo last week

by Dirty Mario Judha February 16, 2021

Cream dipping

Cream Dipping is a word for homosexual intercourse when you climax on the bottoms anus and then insert your penis using your own sperm as lubricant

Baby I'm Cream Dipping you tonight

by MoeDaHoe46 July 7, 2021

Cream Hug

When you’re getting huggy and things get creamy.

Things were getting hot and heavy and ended up giving her the cream hug.

by PhillybertoB May 2, 2019