smut court

when everyone comes together to decide and punish the baddest girl or guy in the group for a sexual act they deny, that can be proven true or false

pod get to smut court for the crimes you have committed with chris and denying snow blowing with him

by andlausuzdixmike October 9, 2008

Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

court case in a can

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.

You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.

by DarkFalcon February 16, 2022

Mazin Court

A street in Ypsilanti, Michigan is known to be the birthplace of a mostly Arab gang. Was a large chill spot and the move until it eventually died out in 2016 when the cops were called on them every day during the summer by the Iraqi.

Bro did you see how the Iraqi was recording kids on Mazin Court again?

by itrllybelikethat December 24, 2018