Your connection sucks!

What you say just as you kick someone from you game or Xbox Live party, either because they're being an asshole or just for laughs. You often invite them back and have a good laugh.

Annoying kid- "Hey guys, lets play Call of Duty"
Party leader- "Your connection sucks!"

you have been kicked from the Xbox Live party

by Jviney July 25, 2010

Ass-Ball Connection

The mysterious area that is between your balls and your ass. Often called the ABC.

An example of using the term ass-ball connection in every day life:

Guy 1: Dude how'd you like that uppercut to the balls?
Guy 2: Nah, man you got me in the ABC, just missed.
Guy 1: Ooh, damn.

by voldyvoldyvoldamort January 14, 2010

collective slow

When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.

I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collective slow.

by ithamore November 10, 2008

connecticutty

(adj.) (cun-ect-ih-kitty)

1. A way to describe someone who is acting gaudy, haughty and bougie (aka someone from Connecticut or the surrounding areas within New England).

2. A word that describes someone who acts like they have large amounts of money, yet in reality they are as poor as the rest of the 99%.

Wendy: "Ew. Going to Winn-Dixie is so gross. That place makes me itch."

Corey: "WENDY! Stop being so connecticutty about it! Winn-Dixie is just as clean as other grocery stores!"

by giarose January 3, 2012

connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.

"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."

by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014

Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.

"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."

by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014

collective service

When an annoying friend hits you in the shoulder several times as a form of endearment. You then return the affection with one massive bone shattering strike to the shoulder arm area in the form of collective service.

"I saved up all that affection you showed me with those little punches to the shoulder and reciprocated it all at once with collective service."

by JMoKC January 14, 2015