When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra
by LightAttack January 17, 2025

When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.
*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims
Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"
Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"
by FryradDarad January 13, 2020

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.
Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021

by missbe.xx December 8, 2010

by Sally nm June 24, 2017
