Seasonal Confusion

When it's changing seasons and you don't know what season it's changing to.

Today is October but are we headed into Winter or Summer? Wouldn't know. That is seasonal confusion.

by seasonal confusion October 23, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

I'm confused

please fuck off or leave me alone. I'm confused why you're talking to me

"Hey what are we?" I'm confused ... (please fuck off_)

by boozguy123 August 12, 2022

confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.

Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021

Lost and confused

Cheating on your boyfriend with 7 or more guys, all at about the same time.

Person 1: Did you really see 7 or more people at the same time without most of them knowing about it?
Katerino: I was very lost and confused...

by YaBoiDenden April 27, 2020

Confused twerking

A phrase in YouTube comments. There is also other variants like sad twerking, confused twerking, etc. These can be found commonly under YouTube comments

*Touch my Little Mix*

Comment1: Confused twerking

Comment2: Stop twerking everyone

Comment3: Happy twerking

by Sebby294 June 7, 2021