Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

Itty Bitty Titty Commitee

A community of people that go around and twist itty bitty titties on the third Tuesday of the month

Yo, you should come to the Itty Bitty Titty Commitee meeting tonight

by Not A Salad, I can promise you November 13, 2019

false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.

did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment

by Anarchon March 17, 2021

CTT, Commuter town twink

A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn

He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading

Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink

by midCLaTole November 1, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025