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Comfort Thot

The comfort thot, unlike their common counterparts, have an emotional depth that is often used to support their social circle whilst still being an absolute show pony.
A bit like golden retrievers they aren't the brightest, but they mean well. Often falling into the profession of Emotional Support Thot.
Ethan: Why is there a thot here?

Roy: Excuse me, that's the comfort thot. Says wholesome things and flirts with everyone at the same time
by Wild_Daz April 23, 2021
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comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date
"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"
by Spurpy April 29, 2021
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Miserably comfortable

Being comfortable in your own misery, whether is your mental state, your house, room, and life.

A person who is miserable but is comfortable with it.
-I know it’s a shit hole but it’s my shit hole.

-I’m miserable but I’m miserably comfortable.
by 2 pump May 6, 2021
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comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much
I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.
by safetypuppy January 1, 2013
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comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.
Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.
by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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comfortably hungry

A feeling of mild hunger that occurs after a feeling of urgent hunger (the hunger wall). It's a relieved feeling similar to what one feels after they take a huge crap.
John: Hey, there's a twinkie on the side of the road. Ya gonna eat?

Dave: Nah

John: Thought you said you were dying.

Dave: I got past the hunger wall, now I'm comfortably hungry...sweetie
by VitaminB2 March 28, 2011
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