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closeted coward

Someone who is secretly a coward, but puts up a brave front until trouble appears.
Doesn't want to admit they are scared of a lot of things. The term goes a bit deeper into their personality than being just a "pussy" or "wuss"
ex:
Jake: Wow! That guy Shane is so cool! He said he'd take on those bullies head on!
Ashley: He says that all the time. He's actually a closeted coward. Once those bullies show up he'll run screaming.
by frostiewow July 21, 2015
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Closet Directioner

a directioner that refuses to tell anyone that they like One Direction; they know all of their songs, own a bunch of merchandise, and secretly dance around in their room to WMYB; usually happens with boys that are in denial about liking pop music. in fact, they are so in denial that they are drowning
OMG, Stacy, Darren is such a Closet Directioner! I saw him dancing in his room to What Makes You Beautiful, and i took pictures and videos!
by Kaeree36 April 29, 2015
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Closet Doug

Bob looked at the pile of brownies he was tempted to devour and realized he was a closet doug.
mugGet the Closet Dougmug.

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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Closeted Weirdo

When you try to dress/act/be "normal" to conceal your weirdness in order to cope with the prejudices of society (because being weird is socially unexceptable, especially in most southern regions of the United States where individuality is not appreciated and in some cases, feared. And of course, not to forget, the American high school where these principles take on different vicious form themselves.) These factors tend to lead to the oppressed seeking an outlet for coping with these injustices of our society. However promising this way coping with the oppression of weirdos may seem in the beginning, this strategy tends to leave the closeted feeling empty, cronically depressed, and even more oppressed as anger starts to emerge.
Teen #1: Hey, you know Madison, there is reason to suspect that she is a closeted weirdo.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.

Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.

Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.
by Closeted Weirdo March 10, 2015
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in the broom closet

In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.
by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016
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relationship closet

When two people are more than friends but the do not want anyone to know.
My best friend and her boyfriend have been an item for a year. They need to come out of the relationship closet and and admit they are in love.
by laura46 December 9, 2010
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