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closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.
Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!
by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016
mugGet the closet assholemug.

Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard
John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".
by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018
mugGet the Closet Retardmug.

walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping
I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
by killfukmary October 10, 2014
mugGet the walk-in closetmug.

Closet Doug

Bob looked at the pile of brownies he was tempted to devour and realized he was a closet doug.
mugGet the Closet Dougmug.

Closet Directioner

a directioner that refuses to tell anyone that they like One Direction; they know all of their songs, own a bunch of merchandise, and secretly dance around in their room to WMYB; usually happens with boys that are in denial about liking pop music. in fact, they are so in denial that they are drowning
OMG, Stacy, Darren is such a Closet Directioner! I saw him dancing in his room to What Makes You Beautiful, and i took pictures and videos!
by Kaeree36 April 29, 2015
mugGet the Closet Directionermug.

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
mugGet the Closet Keepermug.

locked in the closet

The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.
Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.
by MexiGin May 14, 2012
mugGet the locked in the closetmug.

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