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meat candle

"She could manhandle my meat candle."
by slimkillz December 26, 2017
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Roman Candle Canoe Wars

The amazing act of which two or more teams battle eachother (to the death) by lighting roman candles and aim them towards the opposing teams boat(s).
At my old summer camp, we used to do roman candle canoe wars every Tuesday... We always won.
by ToRoIoS July 15, 2011
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Put the candle back!

Used in the movie Young Frankenstein when Dr. Frankenstein uncovers a secret passage by removing a candle, and then shouts this to the woman holding the candle.
Frankenstein: "Hand me that candle there, will you?"
Assistant: *hands candle*
Frankenstein:"What is th-WOAH"
Assistant: Are you okay Doctor?
Frankenstein: "PUT THE CANDLE BACK!"
by Latke Boi March 30, 2017
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candle

Here, I'll buy you a candle. *No fucking pads...cheap losers.*
by azclawson July 20, 2010
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Swedish Roman Candle

To put your thumb over the end of your dick right before a man orgasms and to let off the preasure and reapply it quickly until finished sending a roman candle like parade of seamen in to the air.
He hit her from across the room with a swedish roman candle.
by Tyler Verona February 7, 2007
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Roman Candle

When your loved one gracefully takes your balls in her mouth while hand stroking your jimmy at the precise moment of making a love puddle...
by Shaun Taylor! June 4, 2009
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candle wax

Dang, after you hit that sticky sticky. A week or so later you end up having the nasty nasty, da white nasty gonnorhea shit! And that shit drips down your candle stick like some hot candle wax!
Dang that candle wax burns yo!
by David!M! January 3, 2006
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