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Get the chronic weed mug.The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:
Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"
or:
(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"
or:
(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
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Get the chronic mug.some damn good smoke wit a little extra somethin special in it for anyone who's smoked it and knows and for yall back home in da east we call it dank........
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Get the chronic mug.Definately NOT organicly grown weed. It is hydroponically grown (typically) & grown chemically, for what is needed to produce some of the dankest of the dank. Somtimes tastes/smells like pinesol. Definatley a kick in the gonads. Covered with crystals that looks like it had sugar poured on it. It is not a strain per-se, but rather how it is grown.
Snoop - The other day, my homie dr. dre came through with a gang of tageray, and a fat-ass j, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke, shit, it aint to joke.
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