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Christian

For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz
I like girls I guess - Christian
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Christian

An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.

Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”
by stormy_skies March 21, 2019
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Christian

Little boy. Not nice or funny.very smol and skinny. Half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. He been to the opportunity center twice. Very *cring*
by Christian bad boy July 26, 2019
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Christianity

Christians eat fuck. And suck black dick before whipping them and raping their wives.

Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful Hombre. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, which scrutinizes ethnic groups and comes from the greek word Biblios. But the Bible is not one book but indeed 666 books.

There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christy-boys there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian besides being an asshole.

Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'small' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of positive press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing everything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.

However, many Christians - most, in fact - are shit brains people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
Christians believe in a single dildo rather than a wife.
Christians are dorito eating racist fuckers who scream about.
Christianity fucked me in the ass while Jesus watched.
by BakuBling January 14, 2020
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by anonymous June 6, 2021
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Christian

Here Christian is a dude that wants to enjoy life, keep encountering happiness while not letting his past drag him down. Vive la pensée: sans stress et difficulté la vie ne signifie pas un chôse. Viviendo bien sin estrés.. con todo lo que el mundo brinda es el fin.
Christian likes enjoying his life with his girlfriend.
Christian veux faire un truc des choses pour l'accroisement d'humanitie.
Christian tiene una disposicion por las musicas latinoqmerica y del caraiibe.
by Chris_the weirdboy November 21, 2021
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Christian

A type of nigga that dates girls named Aliyah and krischell. Looks like a turtle and build like a stick bug. He is most likely to be ashy everywhere and ask for some lotion. You will also see the mark from his tight ass durag on his head 🤣🤣. He lives in a broken down crack house in riverside
Christian is a broke ass nigga
by Chrisbreazzy20 December 1, 2019
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