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Chocolate t rex

To exel greatly at any sport so greatly it can be described as inhuman.
Wow Charlie, that perfect game of bowling was just chocolate t rex.
by Charlie banter March 18, 2009
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Chocolate Thief

A chocolate thief is another name for a homosexual that is sneaky about his actions. He will "steal your chocolate" when ur not looking
Hawk : You know Haze?

Froste : Oh yea that chocolate thief, watch out hes a sneaky one!
by Froste November 29, 2004
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Buffalo Chocolate

When one consumes too many chicken wings and develops a case of explosive diarrhea. This often requires a change of pants and underwear as the afflicted cannot make it to the bathroom quick enough.
Edwards friend Jacob set him up on a blind date with Ashley. Ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a whore. Edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. The evening went well, Edward gobbled down about two dozen Buffalo wings. Drank a little, chatted with Ashley. They couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Then.... his stomach started aching.

"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.

Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.

"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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Chocolate Milf-Shake

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.
>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!
by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 22, 2011
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chocolate shotgun

A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.
Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.
by Theofrostus December 9, 2008
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Choccy Milk

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be Choccy Milk,” and there was Choccy Milk. 4 God saw that the Choccy Milk was good.
Person 1: Hey bro, you thirsty?
Person 2: Yeah, what have you got?
Person 1: I've got some Choccy Milk...
Person 2: I'LL TAKE EVERY LAST DROP!!!!!!
by JJCMUFFIN February 12, 2020
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chococklate

"Hey Jason you wont believe how hard I fucked Julia last night. My only suggestion is that she wipes her ass, after I was done with her, I had a massive chococklate.
by Biddly Diddly April 7, 2015
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