urban camper

euphemism for a homeless person.

Look at that urban camper sleeping on the bench, Janice!

by outpaigeous April 4, 2012

Urban Camper

Someone who has a campfire in their backyard in a densely populated urban setting. They act as though they are camping in the wilderness, but in reality they are surrounded by neighbours who do not enjoy the smoke from the fire.

The neighbours backyard campfire caused us to move inside and close the windows because of the heavy smoke drifting our way. I hate Urban Campers.

by Étienne Roux September 26, 2010

camper

A person sitting out in the bush with his weapon waiting for an unsuspecting person to come by him. this is experienced in online gaming such as counter-strike in cs_assault where the entire map is filled with goddamn lame ass pussy camping hoes in every corner of the map with most likely an awp. these players will sit there the whole round doing nothing but play with their dicks waiting for everyone one else to move, but since the rest of the community is camping...we have one massive geek orgy over the net.

*DEAD*Campwhore1: OMG FKN MOVE NOOB
*DEAD*AWP-mast4: STFU U SAT THERE LAST RD
*DEAD*1337est here: u both suxor u nooblahs! ^^

by sY|iX March 15, 2004

H-capped

Hanicapped

I can't do my work im H-capped

by Zookie January 5, 2007

Cramped

Corns

Even the pacific ocean is too cramped

by gdog35263 December 14, 2010

camper

Person who loiters for extended periods of time while waiting for something to happen, especially for monetary gain. Usually found in online games.

R0dn3y is a noob camper.

by Fakie May 4, 2003

carped

A revenge tactic in a prank war. Use coat hangers or wire to attach carp (or your fish of choice) to the undercarriage of a car. Most effective in the summer. After a few days the smell will be very noticeable but not obvious where it is coming from. It is the perfect prank because no permanent damage will be caused and it will not cost any money to the pranked other than maybe a few car washes.

We need to get Dave back for putting toothpaste under my door handles. I think he needs to get carped!

by UncleJon September 11, 2013