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faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".
Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.
by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007
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camp tevya

Camp Tevya is indescribable, it is the best place in the whole entire world. The place where you make your best friends and where you find the true meaning of friendship. You make friends that will last a lifetime. Memories that you make will be unforgettable. Camp Tevya is the best camp ever, come to camp and you will never regret it.
Camp Tevya is the place where I met my best friend. Camp Tevya is where I met my husband. Tevya is where I met my sisters.
by camplover123 September 23, 2018
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Camping Stains

Non-descript stain (and/or stains) on tents, sleeping bags, tables, portable grill, pillows, blankets, shoes, chairs, picnic tables, socks, under garments, air mattress, all of the above, but mostly shirts that which you have no recollection as of how they got there after a night and/or weekend of camping combined with power drinking.
Dude, what the hell is that all over your gear?

Hmm? Oh shit, I dunno. Camping stains?
by BLUEROCKS!!!! June 29, 2011
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camp here and there

literally the silliest podcast,(elijahhhhh) it has so many cool charecter(ELIJAH.) and a great plot (ELIJAHHHHHHHH)
dude, have you seen chnt (camp here and there)?
by sockypoo (popsicle) September 13, 2023
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Camp Laurelwood

THE BEST PLACE IN EARTH! Camp laurelwood is a sleep away camp where campers (and staff) meet their best friends. Every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories of their lives. Eveything is special at camp and everyone there will treat you like family. You’ll never wanna leave camp laurelwood. If you go to laurelwood, you are lucky!
Camp laurelwood is the best camp in the whole world!
In the bubble eveything is good, that’s just laurelwood!
by Randompseudonymhere December 8, 2018
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camping pussy

A pussy that smells like you've been camping for a week without a shower. Smells like the juice from a food dumpster in the middle of summer.
Damn.. She smells so bad she has that camping pussy.
by Gillykortos October 8, 2016
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Vent Camping

The act of venting and hiding for an indefinite time in the game "Among Us". The goal of this strategy is to wait until someone is right over the vent to kill then immediately going back in the vent. This strategy is used mainly by new players who are trying to not act suspicious, but are usually voted out instantly for not having a solid alibi.
Yellow: Where is the body?

In Electrical Right Over the Vent :Blue
Yellow: Where was everybody?

I was with Green :Blue

He was: Green
Yellow: I was with Orange
Yellow: Red, where were you

In ....ummm.. Medbay? :Red
Yellow: LIES I was there with orange

Yeah I saw yellow do scan :Orange
Yellow: I think you were vent camping

Wait NO :Red
Yellow: The jig is up TIME TO DIE
by TheSerperiorMaster October 5, 2020
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