Cartier Bumhole

A term used to describe a beautiful classy girl who shops at Cartier and has a perfect bumhole.

‘Who’s that fine piece of ass over there?’

‘That’s Emily, she is a serious Cartier Bumhole!’

by PeggyBess95 January 1, 2025

Maddox Burhoe

Poor

He was so like Maddox Burhoe

by -pseudonymnymnym March 11, 2025

Double bumhole

A double bumhole is a rare disease often caused by being small and ginger…. Two bum caves is a gift from heaven . He’s had since the age of 11.

Antony what’s happened “ I fell asleep at Dee’s and woke up with an extra opening it’s an anal surprise”. “Antony it’s a double bumhole deal with it “.

by Lewg83 August 23, 2025

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

a nice and long sentence to charm someone

you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)

by elixcr December 12, 2023